...so Sara said:

Throw your hands up in the air one day, after not finding a job, saying, “I SHOULD JUST BE A FLORIST.”  Laugh at yourself because you can’t be a florist.  You know nothing about flowers except for the sentimental meanings behind most of them.

Receive a phone call weeks later from someone saying you were recommended by a friend and they want you to run their social media and SEO.  THEY ARE A FLOWER DESIGN COMPANY.

At the end of the first day of work, the owner asks if you have any interest in learning about flower arrangements.  ”Why yes, actually I do…” you say.

This whole “no pay” or “internship” line you have all the way at the bitty bottom in a tiny font is NOT CUTE.

Sincerely,

Goddamnit I Just Want My Trust Fund