All are totally accurate except for the candy corn one. That should go like this:
1. Eat one.
2. EAT THE ENTIRE BAG AND THEN GO BACK AND BUY ANOTHER FOR TOMORROW.
(Source: pleatedjeans)
Write a 1000-word essay about what you have done with a writing degree at the request of an undergrad professor. It will be shown to her 170+ person class.
YEAH. USE THAT WRITING DEGREE AND WRITE.
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