...so Sara said:

Consider creating your own social media company instead of applying to work for others. 

Strive to be a professional manager of social media escorts!

But what would it be called?  (Besides the obvious: So Sara Said)

Write a 1000-word essay about what you have done with a writing degree at the request of an undergrad professor.  It will be shown to her 170+ person class.

YEAH.  USE THAT WRITING DEGREE AND WRITE.

Throw your hands up in the air one day, after not finding a job, saying, “I SHOULD JUST BE A FLORIST.”  Laugh at yourself because you can’t be a florist.  You know nothing about flowers except for the sentimental meanings behind most of them.

Receive a phone call weeks later from someone saying you were recommended by a friend and they want you to run their social media and SEO.  THEY ARE A FLOWER DESIGN COMPANY.

At the end of the first day of work, the owner asks if you have any interest in learning about flower arrangements.  ”Why yes, actually I do…” you say.